Before i proceed, lemme let u guys know that iam not supposed to reveal the identity of this karate kid iam gonna speak about....a friend of mine who has immense potential to become a female version of bruce lee.....she is fast and furious.....deadly and scary....weird and most of the time….funny.......we call her "Muyya-The warrior princess" .She is a multi-faceted personality.As they say "Jack of all trades and master of gun" Oops sorry its "none"-this post has the sole intention of making this world know about this supreme martial artist.....
She exactly would sound like chinese movie heroines...yaa....hoo.....haaaa...difference is that,they really fight and muyya never does that.......but the modulation while "yaa....hoo...haaaa..."ing is so life threatening that people have to run for life......some say that this is the background story for the coining of the phrase "Thunde kaanom,thunniye kaanom".....cos thats how her victims ran to save themselves.......
Coming back to the point,u might have seen bruce lee and jet li shattering the ribs, breaking the teeth and completely demolishing their victims......but here is the simple way to say dont mess with me......when someone is really pulling ur leg and if u want to teach him a lesson and leave him High and dry,gals,this is the way......dont attack the guy who is pulling ur leg, attack the most innocent of all in the gang who will never have any idea y u r attacking him and who would never come back with a vengeance......Doesnt it sound weird, actually it shouldn’t....go on reading to know y...according to "Muyya's Book of Dubaakoor Martial Arts"(FYI:If u dunno wat Dubakoor is,its a place near Dubai and she hails from that place),there are two methods of tackling this situation
M1:pour a cup of coffee on the innocent guys head in a flash.....the intended recipient will watch this and will come to know that he might be the next victim......and wud seldom tease u......this is tested and proven....
M2:If that doesnt work,u can implement method 2.But pre-requisite is gals should have long and sharp nails.....preferably lil dirty, so that it will be more venomous.....do not let the guy know that a physical blow is in the offing.At lightening speed scratch his nose.....it will take a few minutes to realise that he is bleeding......this wud set things right.......
Her book is in so much demand that publishers had to stop printing the Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix to continue printing Muyya's book.Sources say that J.K Rowling had personally called her up over fone and requested Muyya to stop printing her book temporarily till Rowling could make some money....poor Rowling....
Note: Gals,do not perform the above mentioned stunts at home.Those were performed by trained professionals in a controlled environment.If u still insist on becoming a trained professional contact muyya.....through this post muyya would have come to know that the "innocent guy" isnt all that innocent...he...he...
Contact address:
Muyya,
no.6,vivekananda street,
dubakoor cross street,
dubakoor main rd,
dubakoor...
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Wat do i miss...???!!??
Its been 5 months since i got transferred to bengalooru.....city is ofcourse good....lots of malls...good theatres.....lots of colors:-).....
but i seem to miss lots of things which i usually dont give importance when i was in chennai....i feel like singing that ramrajan song "ade sorgame endraalum,adhu namoore pole verumaaa"(but ofcourse i dont have gouthami,avanukku kedaichethu koode enaku kidaikaleye..:-(..)....wat do i miss in bgalore...lemme give the list...
1) athir veetu gal(:))....
2) college road...for sight adichifyings.....
3) satyam theatre....for kuthadifyings.....
4) besant nagar beach....for vetti pozhuthupokings.....
5)another thing which i miss...wat iam not able to see here is the gals covering up their face with their dupatta when they go out with their boy friends on bike....we guys loved the fun we got by staring at those dupaata covered faces(guys try it out....avange thirudan kaile thael kottune maathiri oru expression kodupaange and tat was awesome... if u find it difficult to visualise that expression try this... inje thinne korangu maathiri...) and annoying them when i was a teenager.....
6)cctp* for the thrill....
7)my very own anna nagar(its a very safe place...even last time when i was there i had to chase away a thief after the rhythmic banging on the door from both inside of the house( by me) and outside of the house (the thief))......
8)hot sun....and
9)mega serials.....(which i was forced to watch by my mom).....
*cctp:Chennai city traffic police...
but i seem to miss lots of things which i usually dont give importance when i was in chennai....i feel like singing that ramrajan song "ade sorgame endraalum,adhu namoore pole verumaaa"(but ofcourse i dont have gouthami,avanukku kedaichethu koode enaku kidaikaleye..:-(..)....wat do i miss in bgalore...lemme give the list...
1) athir veetu gal(:))....
2) college road...for sight adichifyings.....
3) satyam theatre....for kuthadifyings.....
4) besant nagar beach....for vetti pozhuthupokings.....
5)another thing which i miss...wat iam not able to see here is the gals covering up their face with their dupatta when they go out with their boy friends on bike....we guys loved the fun we got by staring at those dupaata covered faces(guys try it out....avange thirudan kaile thael kottune maathiri oru expression kodupaange and tat was awesome... if u find it difficult to visualise that expression try this... inje thinne korangu maathiri...) and annoying them when i was a teenager.....
6)cctp* for the thrill....
7)my very own anna nagar(its a very safe place...even last time when i was there i had to chase away a thief after the rhythmic banging on the door from both inside of the house( by me) and outside of the house (the thief))......
8)hot sun....and
9)mega serials.....(which i was forced to watch by my mom).....
*cctp:Chennai city traffic police...
Monday, December 18, 2006
Watz so weird in it??
This incident happened to me when i was in my college.....everyone wud have seen guys and gals going on bikes.....but normally the gal wud be the pillion rider.....but wat if the guy is the pillion rider and gal rides the bike(not exactly a bike-say a scooty)....????!!!
This happened to me cos i didnt get my license and thought of putting an end to kappam kattufying to our mamas in white atleast for a day... it was a get together...so my friends planned to come by their own vehicles...but they were shrewd enuf to get their license soon after their 18th b'day...i was lil lazy and also enjoyed the thrill of "appeating" from our cops...well my friend told me not to risk and that she wud ride the scooty(infact even she didnt have a license,but thought cops wud pity a gal)....i thought it wud be fine...but to my surprise i was able to see a few people glaring at us in disbelief(not all....one or two manga madaiyans at every signal)....their eyes conveyed wat they were thinking of.....evlo periye paiyan oru ponne ooatevituutu pinnaaadi utkarthuthirukaanenu.....i thought these guys were still country brutes or those old generation weirdos....but still worse followed when i got to the place where we planned to have our get-together.....every classmate of mine had same sort of look fixed on their faces...."enna machi vandi otte theriyaadhaa?? "appadi kindals vere.....i thought of commuting by an auto and reaching home....but she asked me not to succumb to their comments...after this had happened there were a few questions that were lingering my mind....
is it that its not manly enuf to be a pillion rider when a gal rides the bike??wud it look weird ???
or is it that still our generation guys and gals also have a hint of old generation's ideas in them...???
but nowadays i cud see gals riding the bike with guys sitting at the pillion seat too often....i thought appaa ,it wasnt all that weird........
This happened to me cos i didnt get my license and thought of putting an end to kappam kattufying to our mamas in white atleast for a day... it was a get together...so my friends planned to come by their own vehicles...but they were shrewd enuf to get their license soon after their 18th b'day...i was lil lazy and also enjoyed the thrill of "appeating" from our cops...well my friend told me not to risk and that she wud ride the scooty(infact even she didnt have a license,but thought cops wud pity a gal)....i thought it wud be fine...but to my surprise i was able to see a few people glaring at us in disbelief(not all....one or two manga madaiyans at every signal)....their eyes conveyed wat they were thinking of.....evlo periye paiyan oru ponne ooatevituutu pinnaaadi utkarthuthirukaanenu.....i thought these guys were still country brutes or those old generation weirdos....but still worse followed when i got to the place where we planned to have our get-together.....every classmate of mine had same sort of look fixed on their faces...."enna machi vandi otte theriyaadhaa?? "appadi kindals vere.....i thought of commuting by an auto and reaching home....but she asked me not to succumb to their comments...after this had happened there were a few questions that were lingering my mind....
is it that its not manly enuf to be a pillion rider when a gal rides the bike??wud it look weird ???
or is it that still our generation guys and gals also have a hint of old generation's ideas in them...???
but nowadays i cud see gals riding the bike with guys sitting at the pillion seat too often....i thought appaa ,it wasnt all that weird........
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